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"Has anyone ever told you you have a SERIOUS impulse control problem?"
-- Riddler (Batman Forever)
"It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."
-- Fred Adler
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
-- Alfred Adler
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
-- Alfred Adler
Adult: A person that has stopped growing at both ends but not in the middle.
Is it red or white wine with Tokyo?
-- David Adler as Godzilla
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
"We're not exploiting women. We're exploiting middle-aged men with credit cards."
(on porn)
I fell so hard and I took it so well that I felt like if I were any more of a happy-go-lucky klutz that I'd be an anime character
-- Puddle (#xkcd)
"You can only fuck your way to the middle."
-- Sharon Stone
What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
-- Kin Hubbard
Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?
-- Paul Simon
Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend your middle finger and tell someone to "bite me!"
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
-- Helen Keller
The more things change, the more they stay insane.
-- Tom Weller
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein
Seeing is forgetting the name of that which one sees.
-- Paul Valery
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
-- Ingrid Bergman
Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
-- Dave Butler
The only good strategy is one that no one else understands.
-- Tracy Kidder
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
-- A. H. Weiler
I love you enough to nauseate several poets.
-- Sheridyn Woodward
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
Idle hands are the air guitar's playground
(Alas)
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.
-- Ellery Queen
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source
"The law isn't justice. It's a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the right buttons and are also lucky, justice may show up in the answer. A mechanism is all the law was ever intended to be."
-- Raymond Chandler
All animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
-- Samuel Butler
Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants.
-- Gen. Omar N. Bradley
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
-- Samuel Butler
did you know that in McDonaldland, you can get a license to hamburgle? It's true, the Hamburgler actually pays Grimace the purple guy for the same hamburgers he burgles, just for the opportunity to steal them for sport. He's neither a criminal nor an anarchist, he's a sycophant to the clown plutocracy.
-- puddle (#xkcd)
America was founded by drug smugglers -- rum was the drug, but smugglers nonetheless.
The best way to accelerate hardware is at 9.8 m/sec/sec.
There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy.
-- Henry Miller ("The Colossus of Maroussi", 1941)
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
-- Ingrid Bergman
"It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis."
-- Dennis Miller
Answer the phone naked. Callers will hear it in your voice.