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"Has anyone ever told you you have a SERIOUS impulse control problem?"
-- Riddler (Batman Forever)
"It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."
-- Fred Adler
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
-- Alfred Adler
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
-- Alfred Adler
Adult: A person that has stopped growing at both ends but not in the middle.
Is it red or white wine with Tokyo?
-- David Adler as Godzilla
"We're not exploiting women. We're exploiting middle-aged men with credit cards."
(on porn)
"You can only fuck your way to the middle."
-- Sharon Stone
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
-- Kin Hubbard
I fell so hard and I took it so well that I felt like if I were any more of a happy-go-lucky klutz that I'd be an anime character
-- Puddle (#xkcd)
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein
Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?
-- Paul Simon
Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend your middle finger and tell someone to "bite me!"
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.