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Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.-- Terry Pratchett
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
In the beginning was the word, and the word was "aardvark".
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
He who laughs last found the dirty meaning.
The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.
Men are like parking spaces: the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
People must think I'm a mushroom. They constantly keep me in the dark and feed me bullshit.
And the pickles frolicked with the waffles, joyously.
He who laughs last probably didn't understand the joke.