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Talk to your kids about sex. Tell them just how absolutely incredible it really is. (The Covert Comic)
The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.
Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start coming in late and lying about it.
"Not a Morning Person" doesn't even begin to cover it.
"Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well."
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.-- Albert Camus
"Making the simple complicated is easy. Making the complicated simple is brilliant."
In the end, man is not entirely guilty — he did not start history. Nor is he wholly innocent — he continues it.-- Albert Camus
"I don't mind you coming here and wasting all my time, 'cause when you're standing oh so near, I kinda lose my mind."-- The Cars
The course of true love never did run smooth.-- Shakespeare
The chance of a lifetime is to be yourself.
"Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex."-- Oscar Wilde
Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.
"The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are."-- Mark Twain
"Shouldn't we be carefully placing these comics in plastic bags?"
"No, we have lives." (MST3K)
If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside.-- Robert Cringely ("InfoWorld")
If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.-- Kelvin Throop
"It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution."-- Oscar Wilde
When it comes to thought some people stop at nothing.