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"Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make up reasons for it afterwards."
-- Soren F. Petersen

"Life is a zoo in a jungle."
-- Peter De Vries

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
-- Laurance J. Peter

If you don't know where you are going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Caffeine is not a substitute for sheep.
-- Peter da Silva

"The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums."
-- Peter De Vries

She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.
-- Dr. Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters.)

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff.
-- Peter de Vries

[Perl] isn't a programming language, it's a thousand special case rules flying in close formation.
-- Peter da Silva