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"If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd everytime, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side."
-- Orson Scott Card

Better blatant than latent.
-- Scott Safier

A GUI is to a command-line as a TV is to a book.
-- Scott Hess

If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.
-- Scott Fahlman

"Grand ennui" sounds so much nicer than "annoyance."
-- Eric P. Scott

"Who ever walked behind anyone to freedom? If we can't go hand in hand, I don't want to go."
-- Hazel Scott

"Writers aren't exactly people...they're a whole lot of people trying to be one person."
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.
-- Orson Welles

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Headline: Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion."
-- Scott Adams