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"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear."-- Norm (Cheers)
"You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements."-- Norman Douglas
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.-- Morticia Adams
"The degree of normality in a database is inversely proportional to that of its DBA"
One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?
There are lots of things I'd like to be someday, but "normal" is definitely not one of them.-- Nelson Minar
"I sound like a fruitcake sitting here saying all this shit."-- Trent Reznor
We ignore truths for temporary happiness
"If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?"
"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.-- Jules Renord
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Ignoranus, n: A person who is not only ignorant, but an asshole to boot.
"I didn't want to come across as an industrial, snarling, Satan-singing entity"-- Trent Reznor
"If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standards of nonconformity."