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"I do sound like the Little Mermaid on acid."
-- Tori Amos (Newsweek, 1996)
...postmodernity, once the plaything of smarty-pants French guys, in truth belongs to the engagingly stupid.
(Newsweek)
Motrin and espresso. The breakfast of champions.
-- Sweet Poly
Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
He was as shy as a newspaper is when referring to its own merits.
The sweetest of all sounds is praise.
-- Xenophon
There aren't enough days in the weekend.
-- Steven Wright
Ad from newspaper:
'Dinner Special--Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.'
"News" is just the stuff they use to fill up all the empty space they couldn't sell for advertising.
"Ah! How sweet coffee tastes! Lovelier than a thousand kisses, sweeter far than muscatel wine! I must have coffee..."
-- J. S. Bach
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
-- Woody Allen
I think I'm losing it: the first time I saw this I thought he wrote: "don't attack orbital space ducks", and that caught my attention momentarily.
-- sweet@dns.city-net.com (about "don't attack orbital space docks")
"I don't know what caffeine does for you, but I'm pretty sure without it your head caves in"
-- Dave (News Radio)
"Television is to news as bumperstickers are to philosophy."
-- Richard M. Nixon