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Violets are Blue,
roses are Red.
We're Coming Aboard,
prepare to Eat Lead.
-- Rapp Scallion (Monkey Island)
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
-- H. L. Mencken
Donkey: a horse designed by a study team.
If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command.
-- Bill Lye
"It stands for 'Sales and Marketing', you depraved monkeys."
"A rose by any other name, Stef."

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The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
-- Randy K. Milholland (Something Positive Comic, 2001-10-30)
Absent, adj: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed; slandered.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.
If you sat a million monkeys down at a million computers, they might just come up with a great... Oh wait... we're already doing that.
-- J.P. Styskal
Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is nothing like Shakespeare.
-- Blair Houghton
Television: the bland leading the bland.
"So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?"
-- Ayn Rand
Monday is the root of all evil.
Analogy is even slipperier than logic.
-- Jubal (Stranger In A Strange Land)
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.