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Violets are Blue,
roses are Red.
We're Coming Aboard,
prepare to Eat Lead.

-- Rapp Scallion (Monkey Island)

Donkey: a horse designed by a study team.

If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command.
-- Bill Lye

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
-- H. L. Mencken

"It stands for 'Sales and Marketing', you depraved monkeys."
"A rose by any other name, Stef."

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Absent, adj: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed; slandered.

If you sat a million monkeys down at a million computers, they might just come up with a great... Oh wait... we're already doing that.
-- J.P. Styskal

Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is nothing like Shakespeare.
-- Blair Houghton

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
-- Randy K. Milholland (Something Positive Comic, 2001-10-30)