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A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.-- K (MiB)
Blow your mind - smoke dynamite.
Economics exists merely to employ economists.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
A genius is just a crazy person with an audience-- Tim Minchin
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.-- Mike Adams
"Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."-- Michael Sinz
Proof by intimidation: 'Trivial'.
Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.-- Libbie Fudim
"The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone."-- Henrik Ibsen
"The disappearance of a sense of responsibility is the most far-reaching consequence of submission to authority."-- Stanley Milgram
Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to become comfortable?-- Mia (Pulp Fiction)
Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.-- Liz Smith
"I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress."-- Jane Siberry
I don't know much about morality but I know what I shouldn't like.-- Tim Minchin
Watching these guys trying to be wireheads is like watching old people fuck-- Mike Belt
"We need a new cosmology. New Gods. New Sacraments. Another drink."-- Patti Smith
There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception of the sword.-- Benjamin Dana
War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
"The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places."-- Hemingway
Mirth prolongeth life and causeth health.
Microsoft: Re-inventing the square wheel.
Knowledge is often mistaken for intelligence. This is like mistaking a cup of milk for a cow.
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila."-- Mitch Radcliffe
Headline: Miners Refuse to Work after Death
...people with a moebius strip of a mind...
"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."-- Ernest Hemingway
Seminars, n.: From `semi' and `arse', hence, any half-assed discussion.
"One person can trigger a million thoughts."
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.-- Dandemis
Poetry is a deal of joy and pain and wonder, with a dash of the dictionary.-- Kahlil Gibran
"The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular."-- Edward Gibbon
He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that.-- John Stuart Mill
"I'm often silent when I'm screaming inside."
Talk to your kids about sex. Tell them just how absolutely incredible it really is. (The Covert Comic)
Remember, to be forewarned is to be forearmed, and to be forearmed is to be half octopus.-- Gene Smith
For most mothers, day care is a problem. I'm looking for night care, too.-- Cathy Crimmins
If I have seen further than other men, it is by stepping on their glasses.-- Michael Swaine
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.-- Bradley's Bromide
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.-- David H. Comins
"No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved."-- Mignon McLaughlin
Life is a sexually transmitted, fatal disease...
Love thine enemies... it really pisses them off.
Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you.-- Kahlil Gibran
Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up.
Don't seek happiness. Happiness is like an orgasm. If you think about it too much it goes away.-- Tim Minchin
There are lots of things I'd like to be someday, but "normal" is definitely not one of them.-- Nelson Minar