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T.S. Quint: She calls you callow in here.
Brodie Bruce: You say that like it's bad.
T.S. Quint: Well, it means frightened and week-willed.
Brodie Bruce: Really? Shit, that was the only part of the letter that I thought was complimentary.
(Mallrats)
Behaviorism is the art of pulling habits out of rats.
-- O'Neill
Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness.
-- Marabeth Madsen
(as The Spice Girls play in background)
"What are they doing?"
"Psychological warfare."
(Small Soldiers)
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright
A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?
When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going?
-- Douglas Gauck
"Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest."
-- Neil Kinnock
"Guilt was the grease in which the wheels of the authority turned."
-- Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)
"It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends."
-- Dorothy Parker
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.
-- Abraham Kapla
"Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones."
-- Phillips Brooks
'He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.'
-- Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)
"And if you give us any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress."
-- Basil Fawlty
The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy, but they were listening in gibberish.
-- Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matter compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled by great ambitions.
-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."

-- Mark Twain
"The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes."
-- Stanley Kubrick (in an interview with The Guardian, 5th June 1963)
Squanderprint (skwan' duhr print), n: Directions that try to make you use up a product faster than you normally would. (Ex.: Apply shampoo. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.)
-- Rich Hall ("Sniglets")
"Why be afraid of these cuddly, soft, adorable things? For a minute, I thought they were communicating with me."
-- Tori Amos (on National Public Radio, regarding the rats in her `God' video)
Basically, to learn Unix you learn to understand and apply a small set of key ideas and achieve expertise by expanding both the set of ideas and your ability to apply them
-- Paul Murphy