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The world is your oyster, you know. it smells like seawater and it might clamp shut on your finger and inside there's a glob of something that's like a big living glob of snot, and maybe - *if* you're lucky! - a little deformed pearl.-- Lisa Kellner
Love is like pi: natural, irrational and very important.-- Lisa Hoffman
Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece.-- Lisa (The Simpsons)
Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.-- Helen Keller