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Love is like pi: natural, irrational and very important.-- Lisa Hoffman
Never underestimate the falseness of a generalisation.
Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece.-- Lisa (The Simpsons)
The world is your oyster, you know. it smells like seawater and it might clamp shut on your finger and inside there's a glob of something that's like a big living glob of snot, and maybe - *if* you're lucky! - a little deformed pearl.-- Lisa Kellner
Reporter to Ghandi: What do you think of western civilisation?
Ghandi: I think it would be a very good idea.
"Linux is free as in Syphilis" (slashdot)
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.-- Harlan Ellison