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"I don't know who Jim Henson is but I've heard he has his hand in a lot of things around here."
-- Kermit the Frog (in 1972)

Sign in a hotel elevator in Paris:
"Please leave your values at the front desk."

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

True friends stab you in the front.
-- Oscar Wilde

"SPOOOOOOON!"
-- The Tick

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Beware the fury of a patient woman.

We accept the love we think we deserve

Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

Democracy is the form of government where everyone gets what the majority deserves.

355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation.

No I in team but there's con in economy
-- The Stupendium

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, let the machine get it.

Come, let us retract the foreskin of misconception and apply the wire brush of enlightenment.

Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

"I'm not mad at the world... just at all the people in it."

You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.
-- Abbie Hoffman

pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source

"Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Seek what they sought"
-- Basho

"If houses were built the way software is built,
the first woodpecker would bring down civilization."

Hermits have no peer pressure.

Is not that the nature of men and women--that the pleasure is in the learning of each other?

Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping.

Habit, n: A shackle for the free.
-- Ambrose Bierce

"Must... defy... laws... of... physics!"
-- The Tick

The goodness of morals depends upon what the morals say, not just the fact that they are morals.
-- Rob Bernardo

One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.

Never underestimate the falseness of a generalisation.

Those who speak by the yard and think by the inch should be kicked by the foot.