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"Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Seek what they sought"-- Basho
All your base pairs are belong to us
Every creator painfully experiences the chasm between his inner vision and its ultimate expression.-- Isaac Bashevis Singer
"Linux is free as in Syphilis" (slashdot)
Life is too short not to be horny on main
The voters have spoken, the bastards...
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.-- Ogden Nash
I have an IQ of 150, if that's worth anything.
-- Zak May
We use base 10 numerical representations in this country, not base 6.-- Melinda Shore
Those who do not remember history are doomed to sound silly.-- Carole Ashmore
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
* St-Lemur puts pasta next to antipasti
<KCaesar> You FOOL! You'll kill us all! (bash.org)
God must love assholes--she made so many of them.
find / -name '*your_base*' -exec chown us.us {} \;
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."-- Gilda Radner
Headline: Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.-- Ambassador Kosh
Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.-- Ogden Nash
Did you ever notice that 'love' spelled backwards is 'evil'? Well, not exactly, but it's still pretty scary.-- Ben Bass
You should have quit while you were only slighly behind.
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Sign on an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts"
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts.
"And if you give us any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress."-- Basil Fawlty
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.-- Solomon Short
The law should make men free. The problem is making the law free.
"Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth."-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Those who say money can't buy happiness don't know where to shop.
Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.-- Ashleigh Brilliant
"By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me."-- Ashleigh Brilliant
When in danger, when in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout.
When in trouble, when in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout
PMS, n: the short period of time when women act like men do all the time.
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."-- George Washington
"It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me."-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Ignoranus, n: A person who is not only ignorant, but an asshole to boot.
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall
I'll never see a tree at all.-- Ogden Nash
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach and up.
Nononono. fourth and fifth ribs. Cleaner, too...-- Two girls, HPslash
Grasshoppotamus: A creature that can leap to tremendous heights, once.
Conservative: a man who believes nothing should be done for the first time.
Those who speak by the yard and think by the inch should be kicked by the foot.
Unfortunately, there are like five people in the world who understand the X keyboard model--I'm not one of them--and three are insane. It's that bad.-- Tim Showalter
Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be investigated more closely.
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
-Ashleigh Brilliant
Maybe that explains Perl: Larry Wall let a kitten have its way with the bash, sed, and expr doc, then implemented the result.-- Jay Maynard
"The degree of normality in a database is inversely proportional to that of its DBA"
On-line, adj: The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a computer.