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Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.-- John Keats
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music out of doors, played by somebody I do not know.-- John Keats
Accordion, n: A bagpipe with pleats.
"I met a lady in the meads
Full beautiful, a faery's child;
Her hair was long, her foot was light,
And her eyes were wild."-- Keats
Don't sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things.
No Risk Lifestyle, n:
Death
Great Lover, n: A man who can breathe through his ears.
Don't be humble. You're not that great.
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.-- Paul Beatty
Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery.
Headline: Miners Refuse to Work after Death
"The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it."-- P. B. Medawar
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
Among animals, it's eat or be eaten. Among people it's define or be defined.
A dark past creates a long path back to the surface.
"Movies don't create psychos. Movies just make psychos more creative." (Scream)
Catapult: device for throwing cats long distances.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow.
"God created sex. Priests created marriage."-- Voltaire
Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency.
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you.
Life may seem unfair, but Life never cheats the way people do.-- Stewart Kramer
Women treat us just as humanity treats its gods. They worship us and are always bothering us to do something for them.-- Oscar Wilde
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.
I paint what I eat. -- Chardin
I eat what I paint. -- Courbet
I eat paint. -- Van Gogh
I paint my food. -- Rauschenberg
In the past, men created witches; now they create mental patients.-- Tom Szasz
Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time. (A coffee cup)