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"If you insist on leaving your fate to the gods, then the gods will repay your weakness by having a grin or two at your expense. Should you fail to pilot your own ship, don't be surprised at what inappropriate port you will find yourself docked."-- Tom Robbins (Jitterbug Perfume)
Rehab is for quitters.
The haunting fragrance of her mysterious perfume lingered with me long after the blinding sting of her pepper spray had faded.-- Nick DeCamp
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
"Not a Morning Person" doesn't even begin to cover it.
If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?
I'm not a perfectionist. That would be a character flaw.
"We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person, perfectly."
Baby-sitter, n: A teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
It's okay. Life doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be lived. (Dexter)
Ah, twitter, where people will be deeply outraged for one to six hours, before forgetting forever.
"Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night."-- Andy Warhol
Words skittered out of his mouth like cartoon dogs on fresh-waxed linoleum, frantically going nowhere.-- Amy Tan
"Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever."
Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.-- Oscar Wilde
Insanity, a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.-- R. D. Lang
Arachnoleptic fit, n: The frantic dance performed just after you accidentally walk through a spider web.
Teacher's First Law of Grading Lab Papers: If an experiment has perfect results, the student has cheated.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.-- Groucho Marx