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Education, then, beyond all other devices of human origin, is the great machinery.-- Horace Mann
"The world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel."-- Horace Walpole
Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.-- Horace Walpole
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
God must love assholes--she made so many of them.
Guru, n: A computer owner who can read the manual.
Computers save man a lot of guesswork, but then, so do bikini's.
If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
"Hey, Aeryn's gorgeous--she can change any guy's tune. She can also change 'im from tenor to soprano, but that's beside the point."-- Grace
Ass, n: The masculine of "lass".
The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.-- Mark Twain
"All children are morbid. It is their one saving grace."-- Truman Capote
Renning's Maxim: Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
"No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not."-- H.L. Mencken