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"All the people stared as if we were both quite insane."-- The Hollies
Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.-- Molly Ivins
Additional: Our biggest enemy is going space crazy through loneliness. The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes.-- Holly (Red Dwarf II, Queeg)
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."-- Cyril Connolly
"That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers."-- Charles Chincholles
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.-- Oscar Levant
"Ah," said the president [Reagan] with great lucidity, "It's true we shipped weapons to Iran, but they were defensive weapons."
If the man had a brain, he'd play with it.-- Molly Ivins
In the end, man is not entirely guilty — he did not start history. Nor is he wholly innocent — he continues it.-- Albert Camus
"Those who realize their folly are not true fools"-- Chuang Tzu
Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet.
"Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night."-- Andy Warhol
"Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed."-- R.S. Ingersoll
Fungus is actually alive. Be afraid.
Propaganda - A socially correct goose
Aftermath, n: The period following algebra.
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
I'm always making a comeback, but nobody ever tells me where I've been.-- Billie Holiday