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"You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how."
(Gone With the Wind)
And the pickles frolicked with the waffles, joyously.
"A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents."
Even if you're paranoid, maybe the guy with the chainsaw really is after you.
Always play with their minds.
-- Lucas (Empire Records)
"Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite."
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A: A canary with the super-user password.
"There is nothing wrong with the software that rm won't cure."
-- Arnie Romo
Rhetorical subtlety doesn't work on people with the perceptive powers of an eggplant.
-- Spencer Sun
Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.
-- Horace Walpole
In Taiwan, the translation of the Pepsi slogan "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out as "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead."
"The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums."
-- Peter De Vries
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
-- Jules Renord
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."
-- Mark Twain
"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished."
-- Goethe
"Al Gore attacks with the agility of a pregnant cow!"
-- Celebrity Deathmatch
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.
-- Henry David Thoreau
The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.
-- Dr. Carl Sagan
Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he would spend two years campaigning and organizing for it should not be trusted with the office.
Clique: A group of insiders who greet outsiders with their backsides; a closed circle of asses.
(Cynic's Dictionary)
"My work always tried to unite the true with the beautiful; but when I had to choose one or the other, I usually chose the beautiful."
-- Hermann Weyl
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
-- Emerson
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so sure of themselves but wiser people are full of doubts.
-- Bertrand Russell
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-- Henry Kissinger
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
-- George Bush Sr. (US President)
There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception of the sword.
-- Benjamin Dana
X-Chromosome: A genetic double-cross that empowers women with the ability to bear children and reserves for men the right to be color-blind hemophiliacs.
(Cynic's Dictionary)
"When people are bored, it is primarily with their own selves that they are bored."
-- Eric Hoffer
Maybe that explains Perl: Larry Wall let a kitten have its way with the bash, sed, and expr doc, then implemented the result.
-- Jay Maynard
"Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman's truncheon over the anarchist's bomb.
-- Spiro T. Agnew
For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.
-- Bill Bryson