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Critics think that things should be done in good taste. Most people think that things should just taste good.
-- Gene Simmons

"Even the AI hated [my book]?"
"The AI loved it. That's when we knew for sure that people were going to hate it."

-- Dan Simmons (Hyperion)

Remember, to be forewarned is to be forearmed, and to be forearmed is to be half octopus.
-- Gene Smith

I always used to wonder why the pope wore drag.
-- Tom Farrell
Who cares, as long as he looks faaabulous?!

-- Gene Smith

Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea--massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.
-- Gene Spatford

"I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress."
-- Jane Siberry