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It's summer and some people head for the woods.
Canoe wild streams to show they've got the goods,
Hiking and biking and running outdoors;
I think I'll just go out and lie on my porch.
Give me two pillows and a bottle of Pabst.
I once was a traveller, but my interest lapsed;
I went thousands of miles, natives to see
They were sitting on porches, laughing at me.-- Garrison Keillor
"Real poetry doesn't say anything, it just ticks off the possibilities, opens all doors; you can walk through any one that suits you. If my poetry aims to achieve anything, it's to deliver people from the limited ways in which they see and feel."-- Jim Morrison
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.-- Dave Edison
Once in a while it really hits people that they don't have to experience the world in the way they have been told to.-- Alan Keightley
The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.-- Harlan Ellison
"There ain't no rules around here, we're trying to accomplish something."-- Thomas Alva Edison
"Public opinion sets bounds to every government, and is the real sovereign in every free one."-- James Madison
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."-- Thomas A. Edison
Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies:
As a USENET discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.
Now, in the Overall Schema Of The Universe, I would imagine that this sort of thing ranks somewhere down around gnat's eyelashes.-- George Madison