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It's summer and some people head for the woods.
Canoe wild streams to show they've got the goods,
Hiking and biking and running outdoors;
I think I'll just go out and lie on my porch.

Give me two pillows and a bottle of Pabst.
I once was a traveller, but my interest lapsed;
I went thousands of miles, natives to see
They were sitting on porches, laughing at me.

-- Garrison Keillor

Cornflakes are not the innocent critters they seem!
-- Sterling Morrison

"Real poetry doesn't say anything, it just ticks off the possibilities, opens all doors; you can walk through any one that suits you. If my poetry aims to achieve anything, it's to deliver people from the limited ways in which they see and feel."
-- Jim Morrison

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.
-- Sidney J. Harris

"All Bibles are man-made."
-- Thomas Alva Edison

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
-- Dave Edison

Once in a while it really hits people that they don't have to experience the world in the way they have been told to.
-- Alan Keightley

The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison

"There ain't no rules around here, we're trying to accomplish something."
-- Thomas Alva Edison

"Public opinion sets bounds to every government, and is the real sovereign in every free one."
-- James Madison

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
-- Thomas A. Edison

Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies:
As a USENET discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.

You Earth people glorified organized violence for forty centuries. But you imprison those who employ it privately.
-- Spock (Star Trek, "Dagger of the Mind")

Now, in the Overall Schema Of The Universe, I would imagine that this sort of thing ranks somewhere down around gnat's eyelashes.
-- George Madison