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They say that every man has a price at which he'll do anything. I like to think it's the other way around; every man has a line, a line he won't cross over, no matter what the cost.
-- Fraser Sr. (Due South)
I thought I was in love once, and then later I thought maybe it was just an inner-ear imbalance.
-- Fraser (Due South)
Lust comes at first sight, love comes after staring at the same person for elongated periods of time.
-- lj user slvrstarlight
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
-- Bumper sticker
"Invest in America, Buy a Congressman."
-- Bumper sticker
Where there's a will, I want to be in it."
-- Bumper sticker
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
"I get enough exercise just pushing my luck."
-- Bumper sticker
"Make Love, Not War. (see driver for details)"
-- Bumper sticker
"God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier."
-- Bumper sticker
Censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself.
-- Potter Stewart
To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, your're overdoing it.
-- J. Jenkins
"Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems."
-- Homer Simpson
"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?"
-- Bumper sticker
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
-- George Bush Sr. (US President)
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Rhetorical subtlety doesn't work on people with the perceptive powers of an eggplant.
-- Spencer Sun
"Que sera, seratonin! (Meep.)"
-- Mercy
"All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest British manufacture"
-- Bumper sticker
"Good food, good meat, good god - let's eat!"
-- Prayer by Homer Simpson
Never send a monster to do the work of an evil genius.
"Man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road."
-- Alexander Smith
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Homer Simpson
Occam's eraser: The philosophical principle that even the simplest solution is bound to have something wrong with it.
Headline: Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
"Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people."
(Bumper Sticker)
You can be a professional without being constipated about it.
-- David Keyser
Lies, damned lies and user documentation.
"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."
-- Hunter S. Thompson
All right brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
-- Homer Simpson
Hartley's second law: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
"Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the eyes with a big rubber basketball shoe."
-- Hunter S. Thompson
Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide.
Dad taught me everything I know, but he didn't teach me everything he knows.
-- Al Unser Jr.
Better blatant than latent.
-- Scott Safier
"True friendship is never serene."
-- Marie de Rabutin-Chantal
Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.
"If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this."
-- Spencer Silver (on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M "Post-It" Notes)
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
There are many ways to define our fragile existence; many ways to give it meaning. But it is our memories that shape its purpose and give it context.
-- Mohinder Suresh (Heroes)