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He said "It's all in your head", and I said "So's everything" but he didn't get it /
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy.

-- Fiona Apple (Paper Bag)

I was a lesbian once, at school. But only for about 15 minutes, so I don't think it counts.
-- Fiona (Four Weddings and a Funeral)

Too many errors on one line (make fewer).
(Apple MPW C compiler error message)

"Don't apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem."

A typedef name was a complete surprise to me at this point in your program.

(Apple MPW C compiler error message)

In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
-- Carl Sagan

A wolf in sheeps clothing needs professional help.

Come, let us retract the foreskin of misconception and apply the wire brush of enlightenment.

Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.

Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.

On applause: They named it Ovation from the Latin ovis, a sheep.
-- Plutarch