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She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.
-- Dr. Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters.)
"Life is a zoo in a jungle."
-- Peter De Vries
Caffeine is not a substitute for sheep.
-- Peter da Silva
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
-- Laurance J. Peter
If you don't know where you are going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
-- Laurence J. Peter
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
-- Laurence J. Peter
"The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums."
-- Peter De Vries
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff.
-- Peter de Vries
"When solving a kernel panic you must first ask yourself what you were doing that could possibly frighten an operating system."
-- Peter van der Linden
"Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make up reasons for it afterwards."
-- Soren F. Petersen
[Perl] isn't a programming language, it's a thousand special case rules flying in close formation.
-- Peter da Silva
"Life at the top is financially rewarding, spiritually draining, physically exhausting, and short."
-- Peter C. Newman
The loom works perfectly well without the steam powered wig darner and shortbread cutter stapled to the side.
-- Peter da Silva
"In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence."
-- Laurence Johnston Peter
Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.
-- Henry Peter Brougham
"In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from."
-- Peter Alexander Ustinov
"The main differences between a computer salesman and a used car salesman is that the used car salesman can probably drive and knows when he's lying."
-- Peter da Silva
> 0C is freezing, 100C is boiling, 70F is a nice day, and 110C is a nice
> sauna.
This is the same logic that took out the Mars Polar Lander, I see.
-- Peter da Silva
"Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
-- Dr. Laurence Peter and Raymond Hull
We have gone from a world of concentrated knowledge and wisdom to one of distributed ignorance. And we know and understand less while being increasingly capable.

-- Peter Cochrane
Hi, this is Peter. Right now alien creatures are eating my brain. Please leave a message at the tone and when they are finished one of the alien creatures will assume my form and get back to you.
-- Peter da Silva (heard occasionally on his answering machine)
Education is what you get when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.
-- Pete Seeger