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There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
-- Deteriorata (from the National Lampoon Radio Dinner album)

Rule of Defactualization: Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.

"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."
-- Mark Twain

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Headline: Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

"Life is a zoo in a jungle."
-- Peter De Vries

Caffeine is not a substitute for sheep.
-- Peter da Silva