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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
-- Dave Edison

"All Bibles are man-made."
-- Thomas Alva Edison

"There ain't no rules around here, we're trying to accomplish something."
-- Thomas Alva Edison

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
-- Thomas A. Edison

"There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."
-- Dave Barry

Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
-- Dave Butler

"I don't know what caffeine does for you, but I'm pretty sure without it your head caves in"
-- Dave (News Radio)

QoS means I don't have enough bandwidth, but if you pay me extra money I'll drop someone else's packets instead of yours.
-- Dave Rand

"Public opinion sets bounds to every government, and is the real sovereign in every free one."
-- James Madison

Say what you like about me, but sometimes I wish that I were really rich and didn't have to work. And also handsome.
-- Dave George

Most people deserve each other.

"Jacob Sullum has produced a thoughtful, sane, and logical analysis of our drug laws. Is that even legal?"
-- Dave Barry

Now, in the Overall Schema Of The Universe, I would imagine that this sort of thing ranks somewhere down around gnat's eyelashes.
-- George Madison

I think if you really like a girl you have to pay a lot of attention to her. But try telling that to those jerks on the jury.
-- Dave George

Camels have 3 eyelids.