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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.-- Dave Edison
"There ain't no rules around here, we're trying to accomplish something."-- Thomas Alva Edison
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."-- Thomas A. Edison
"There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."-- Dave Barry
Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.-- Dave Butler
"I don't know what caffeine does for you, but I'm pretty sure without it your head caves in"-- Dave (News Radio)
QoS means I don't have enough bandwidth, but if you pay me extra money I'll drop someone else's packets instead of yours.-- Dave Rand
"Public opinion sets bounds to every government, and is the real sovereign in every free one."-- James Madison
Say what you like about me, but sometimes I wish that I were really rich and didn't have to work. And also handsome.-- Dave George
Most people deserve each other.
"Jacob Sullum has produced a thoughtful, sane, and logical analysis of our drug laws. Is that even legal?"-- Dave Barry
Now, in the Overall Schema Of The Universe, I would imagine that this sort of thing ranks somewhere down around gnat's eyelashes.-- George Madison
I think if you really like a girl you have to pay a lot of attention to her. But try telling that to those jerks on the jury.-- Dave George
Camels have 3 eyelids.