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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
(Computer Museum (Boston))

(A)bort (R)etry (T)oss computer across room?

Guru, n: A computer owner who can read the manual.

Real Programmers never work from 9 to 5. If any real programmer is around at 9 a.m., it's because they were up all night.
-- Some computer geek