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"Reality continues to ruin my life."
-- Calvin and Hobbes

"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept."
-- Calvin and Hobbes

"A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do."
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

I think true happiness can only be found in the wanton indulgence of animals.
-- Hobbes (Calvin & Hobbes (Bill Watterson))

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

Given the pace of technology, I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside.
(Calvin & Hobbes)

"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it."
(Calvin & Hobbes)

Wouldn't the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign" have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?

If we couldn't laugh at things that didn't make sense,
we couldn't react to a lot of the world around us."

(Calvin & Hobbes)