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"Reality continues to ruin my life."
-- Calvin and Hobbes

"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept."
-- Calvin and Hobbes

"A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do."
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

I think true happiness can only be found in the wanton indulgence of animals.
-- Hobbes (Calvin & Hobbes (Bill Watterson))

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

Given the pace of technology, I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside.
(Calvin & Hobbes)