"Make lots of money",  "enjoy the work",  "operate within the law":  choose 2-- Brian Anderson 
Thinking is not a panacea, but to paraphrase Gandhi, maybe it would be a good idea to try some.-- Jess Anderson 
Sometimes you have to bite people hard on the lip before they realize you're not kissing them, so keenly do they yearn for approval.-- Jess Anderson 
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. 
We don't believe this to be a coincidence.-- Jeremy S. Anderson