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"Has anyone ever told you you have a SERIOUS impulse control problem?"
-- Riddler (Batman Forever)

You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.

Ah, twitter, where people will be deeply outraged for one to six hours, before forgetting forever.

Write a wise saying, and your name will live forever.
-- Anonymous

Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
(Batman Costume warning label)

"Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever."

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.
-- James Dean

"...the only place for 63,000 bugs is a rain forest"

In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.
-- Oscar Wilde

It's easier to get forgiveness for being wrong than forgiveness for being right.

Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?
-- Bruce Wayne (Batman & Robin)

Men forget, but never forgive. Women forgive, but never forget.

"When you smiled you had my undivided attention. When you laughed you had my urge to laugh with you. When you cried you had my urge to hold you. When you said you loved me, you had my heart forever."

Robin: I wanna make sure you're serious about turning over a new leaf. I need a sign.
Poison Ivy: How about "Slippery When Wet"?

(Batman & Robin)

Do unto others before they undo you.

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
-- Marilyn Pittman

I've tried relaxing, but--I don't know--I feel more comfortable tense.
-- Caption for Hamilton cartoon

There's something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girls lips.
-- Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy (Batman & Robin)

"I want a car. Chicks dig the car."
"This is why Superman works alone."

-- Richard Grayson and Bruce Wayne (Batman & Robin)

"When you, the writer, integrate your own material in your psyche, it changes you forever. Some writers allow songs to come through them, but don't take it in, so they don't grow. If they don't let it bring up questions in their own beings, they're just translators."
-- Tori Amos