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"She's a Grade A, Class One, Turbo-driven Fruitcake."
-- Barbara Ellen (on Tori Amos)

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
-- Ellen Ripley (Aliens)

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
-- Linda Ellerbee

I was raised the old-fashioned way, with a stern set of moral principles: Never lie, cheat, steal, or knowingly spread a venereal disease. Never speed up to hit a pedestrian or, of course, stop to kick a pedestrian who has already been hit. From which it followed, of course, that one would never, ever -- on pain of deletion from dozens of Christmas card lists across the country--vote Republican.
-- Barbara Ehrehreich ("Automating Politics")