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I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it anymore, and what's it seems weird and scary.-- Abraham Simpson
"Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems."-- Homer Simpson
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.-- Abraham Lincoln
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.-- Abraham Kapla
It's better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.-- Abraham Lincoln
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.-- Homer Simpson
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.-- Abraham Lincoln
All right brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.-- Homer Simpson
I don't want to be understandable. I want to be felt.-- Martha Graham
"So you want a realistic, down-to-earth show that's off-the-wall and full of magical robots?" (The Simpsons)
"Rebellion is almost as stupid as obedience. In either case you let yourself be defined by what they tell you to do."-- Paul Graham
Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece.-- Lisa (The Simpsons)