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Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time.
(A coffee cup)

A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.

The Four Food Groups: Coffee, ice cream, beer and pizza.

"I want a chocolate bar infused with nicotine that's got a creamy coffee center... And wrap it in porn."
(TheWax.com)

Daria: I believe in coffee, coffee for everyone. But I don't want to sell chocolate anymore. It makes me feel dirty.
Jane: The bad kind of dirty.

(Daria)

"Ah! How sweet coffee tastes! Lovelier than a thousand kisses, sweeter far than muscatel wine! I must have coffee..."
-- J. S. Bach

I usually shoot for that threshold of coffee strength that's just *short* of the coffee achieving sentience.
-- Gretchen Wright

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
-- Mae West

"Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after."
-- Anne Lindbergh