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"Reality continues to ruin my life."
-- Calvin and Hobbes

I think true happiness can only be found in the wanton indulgence of animals.
-- Hobbes (Calvin & Hobbes (Bill Watterson))

"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept."
-- Calvin and Hobbes

Given the pace of technology, I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside.
(Calvin & Hobbes)

If we couldn't laugh at things that didn't make sense,
we couldn't react to a lot of the world around us."

(Calvin & Hobbes)

"A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do."
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it."
(Calvin & Hobbes)

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

"I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour! This is what entertainment is all about... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils."
-- Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)

"There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."
-- Dave Barry

"County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello??"
(Calvin & Hobbes)

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
-- Edward Abbey