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Love is like pi: natural, irrational and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman

Never underestimate the falseness of a generalisation.

Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece.
-- Lisa (The Simpsons)

Non sequitur is Latin for "w'uh huh?"
-- Chris Isaak

The world is your oyster, you know. it smells like seawater and it might clamp shut on your finger and inside there's a glob of something that's like a big living glob of snot, and maybe - *if* you're lucky! - a little deformed pearl.
-- Lisa Kellner

Reporter to Ghandi: What do you think of western civilisation?
Ghandi: I think it would be a very good idea.

"Linux is free as in Syphilis"
(slashdot)

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

Beware by whom you are called sane.
-- Walter Inglis Anderson

The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison

Don't publicly appear clever. It is a real nuisance.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet.

"For some part, genius is but an embellishment on focus"