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Eloquence is logic on fire.
Girls are such exquisite hell.-- Ovid
Magic happens.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach and up.
Nononono. fourth and fifth ribs. Cleaner, too...-- Two girls, HPslash
My body is a temple. Virgin sacrifices at 11.
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.-- Paul Biron
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.-- Virginia Woolf
"Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?"-- Virginia Woolf
(as The Spice Girls play in background)
"What are they doing?"
"Psychological warfare." (Small Soldiers)
Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
"God created sex. Priests created marriage."-- Voltaire
Headline: Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
"Geologists will date anything."
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Glamour is that indefinable something about a girl who has a large bosom.-- Andy Rothman
"A sense of humor is the only thing that keeps intelligent people from hanging themselves."-- Voltaire
"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."-- Hedy Lamarr
All your base pairs are belong to us
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.