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Chocolate chip icecream.

It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

"I'm often silent when I'm screaming inside."

"Movies don't create psychos. Movies just make psychos more creative."
(Scream)

You like ice cream. You like ice cream. You love it. You cannot resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless. Your existence is meaningless without ice cream.
-- Ice cream van (Invader Zim)

When in trouble, when in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout

When in danger, when in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout.

I got a sweater for Xmas. I wanted a screamer or moaner.
(FidoNet tagline)

The Four Food Groups: Coffee, ice cream, beer and pizza.

I want to die like my grandfather, peaceful and in my sleep - not screaming like the other people in the car.

Vegetarians are people who cannot hear tomatos screaming.
-- Joseph Campbell

Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency.

Advisor: The guy who told you how to screw up.

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

"God created sex. Priests created marriage."
-- Voltaire

Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up.

A dark past creates a long path back to the surface.

"A giant woman carrying a screaming ape up a tall building," sighed Dibbler.
-- Terry Pratchett (Moving Pictures)

"Cream rises to the top. So does fat."
-- Kelvin Throop III

"I want a chocolate bar infused with nicotine that's got a creamy coffee center... And wrap it in porn."
(TheWax.com)

When nothing else remains, one must scream. Silence is the ultimate crime against humanity.
-- Nadezhda Mandelstam

In the past, men created witches; now they create mental patients.
-- Tom Szasz

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick.
-- Samuel Beckett

Grasshoppotamus: A creature that can leap to tremendous heights, once.

"Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."

If a tree falls in a forest and lands on a politician, even if you can't hear the tree or the screams, I'll bet you'd at least hear the applause.
-- Paul Tindale

"...screws fall out all the time, sir. The world is an imperfect place."
-- Bender (Breakfast Club)

I'm a daughter of a minister and I love chasing the dark. That which is hidden. I like licking it like ice cream.
-- Tori Amos

Quality without creativity is pompous;
Creativity without quality is infantile.

-- John Cerruti

Fred Astaire: Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.

(Anonymous screen test)

The Creation of the Universe was made possible by a grant from Texas Instruments.
(Credits, "The Creation of the Universe" (A PBS scientific documentary))

In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
-- Carl Sagan

"I think all the boys that write the screaming stuff would write the best love songs... because they have the most to hide. The guys that are in the most pain are usually the ones with the biggest hearts."
-- Tori Amos

The chief enemy of creativity is 'good' taste.
-- Pablo Picasso

If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.
-- Voltaire

"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
-- Edgar Allen Poe

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.
-- James Dean

"I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough."
-- M. C. Escher

Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery.

"I see you in my dreams. Fair boy, your eyes haunt me..."
-- Tori Amos (Song for Eric)

Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
-- Leonard Brandwein

Creative minds always have been known to survive any kind of bad training.
-- Anna Freud

May your future be limited only by your dreams.
-- Christa McAuliffe

"Personally, I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd have to be daft not to try both when there are so many flavours."
-- Björk

"Like all dreamers, I mistook disenchantment for truth."
-- Jean-Paul Sartre

"To create man was a fine and original idea; but to add the sheep was tautology."
-- Mark Twain

"With increased knowledge comes an increased capacity for pain. So if ignorance is bliss, enlightenment must be pure hell."
-- Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)

"The brotherhood of man is not a mere poet's dream: it is a most depressing and humiliating reality."
-- Oscar Wilde

Spirtle, n: The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in your eye.
-- Rich Hall ("Sniglets")