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Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to become comfortable?
-- Mia (Pulp Fiction)
Proof by intimidation: 'Trivial'.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the afternoon.
-- Amelia T. Smith
"Laws are made for us; we are not made for the laws.
-- William Milonoff
Mia Wallace: "Pretty smart."
Vincent Vega: "Yeah, I got my moments."
(Pulp Fiction)
Blow your mind - smoke dynamite.
Success can corrupt; usefulness can only exalt.
-- Dimitri Mitropoulos
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy
The fun with white chocolate macadamia nut cookies is telling which white fatty substance is which. I can't.
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars.
-- William Westmoreland
"Question Authority. They usually know where the bathroom is."
-- Daria
Economics exists merely to employ economists.
Human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind.
-- William James
Ad: Vacation special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
A genius is just a crazy person with an audience
-- Tim Minchin
"Words sound stupid--look into my eyes."
-- Michael Stipe
Nurture your mind with great thoughts.

-- Benjamin Disraeli
"All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
"I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
-- William Dement
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
"Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."
-- Michael Sinz
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb
"Men are more apt to be mistaken in their generalizations than in their particular observations."
-- Machiavelli
"Man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road."
-- Alexander Smith
"I'm a nymphomaniac of the heart."
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Linux is free only if your time has no value.
-- Jamie Zawinski
A sufficiently optimistic statement is indistinguishable from social sycophancy.
Most religions do not make men better, only warier.
-- Elias Canetti
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
-- Steve Wozniak
"In the U.S. you have to be a deviant or exist in extreme boredom...Make no mistake; all intellectuals are deviants in the U.S."
-- William Burroughs
Absence of proof is not proof of absence.
-- Michael Crichton
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
"It isn't premarital sex if you don't get married."
-- Michael Juster
"May we all stay crazy and live the bitchin' life!"
-- Robin Williams
Criticism? An artist wants praise. Praise.
-- Virginia Woolf
"Familiarity breeds contempt--and children."
-- Mark Twain
Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
-- Liz Smith
Propaganda - A socially correct goose
I don't know much about morality but I know what I shouldn't like.
-- Tim Minchin
It says a lot about the US when they ban lawn darts but you can still buy semi-automatic weapons in a department store.
-- Brian Manz
Watching these guys trying to be wireheads is like watching old people fuck
-- Mike Belt
"We need a new cosmology. New Gods. New Sacraments. Another drink."
-- Patti Smith
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
-- William J. Clinton
War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
-- Horngren
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard
"I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy."
-- Bern Williams
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
-- William Feather
Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
"The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places."
-- Hemingway
If common sense was so common then everyone would have it.
-- Steve Giammarco
"I understand your question and the answer is 'You're thinking too hard.'"
-- Jose Garcia
Mirth prolongeth life and causeth health.
Microsoft: Re-inventing the square wheel.
Knowledge is often mistaken for intelligence. This is like mistaking a cup of milk for a cow.
There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy.
-- Henry Miller ("The Colossus of Maroussi", 1941)
"It is much easier to be critical than to be correct."
-- Benjamin Disraeli
You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.
-- William Blake
Ad Nauseam: Commercials that make you puke.
Headline: Miners Refuse to Work after Death
...people with a moebius strip of a mind...
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
-- Robin Williams (Bicentennial man)
"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."
-- Ernest Hemingway
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
Seminars, n.: From `semi' and `arse', hence, any half-assed discussion.
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.
-- Virginia Woolf
Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
-- William Shakespeare
"Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?"
-- Virginia Woolf
"One person can trigger a million thoughts."
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
They don't make nostalgia like they used to.
Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.
-- Dandemis
Women's virtue is man's greatest invention.
-- Cornelia Otis Skinner
He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill
"You don't have to suffer to be a poet. Adolescence is enough suffering for anyone."
-- John Ciardi
"I'm often silent when I'm screaming inside."
As the cheetah said to the chameleon:
You can hide, but you can't run!
-- Alan Williams
Remember, to be forewarned is to be forearmed, and to be forearmed is to be half octopus.
-- Gene Smith
For most mothers, day care is a problem. I'm looking for night care, too.
-- Cathy Crimmins
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.
-- Morticia Adams
If I have seen further than other men, it is by stepping on their glasses.
-- Michael Swaine
I must invent my own philosophical systems, or else be enslaved by other men's.
-- William Blake
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Machine learning, n: Automation of your biases
Yakko: It's that time again!
Wakko: To make the Fox censors cry?
-- Animaniacs (The Wheel of Morality)
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
-- Bradley's Bromide
"Make lots of money", "enjoy the work", "operate within the law": choose 2
-- Brian Anderson
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
-- David H. Comins
You ain't inebriated if you can still spell it.
"I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
"No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved."
-- Mignon McLaughlin
"Sometimes the need to mess with their heads outweighs the millstone of humiliation."
-- Fox Mulder (The X-Files)
Life is a sexually transmitted, fatal disease...
Love thine enemies... it really pisses them off.
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.
-- Marianne Williamson (A Return to Love)
Call me a wacky conservative, but I believe that sex toys should be easily differentiated from Pez dispensers.
-- Victoria Swann
"If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up.
Don't seek happiness. Happiness is like an orgasm. If you think about it too much it goes away.
-- Tim Minchin
BASIC, n.:
A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
There are lots of things I'd like to be someday, but "normal" is definitely not one of them.
-- Nelson Minar