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T.V. is the only wet nurse that would create a cripple
-- The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy (Television, the Drug of the Nation)

"There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have."
-- Don Herold

"We've always been ready for female superheroes because women want to be them and men want to do them."
-- Famke Janssen

'You're a hero. Heroes are supposed to know these things.'
'Get stuffed,' replied the hero.
'You're formulating a plan of campaign, aren't you?'
'Get real. I'm trying to get this pxy chunk of gravel out of my - ah, that's got it. Right, where were we?'

-- Tom Holt ("My Hero")

There are many ways to define our fragile existence; many ways to give it meaning. But it is our memories that shape its purpose and give it context.
-- Mohinder Suresh (Heroes)

Much learning does not teach understanding.
-- Heraclitus

What is dignity without honesty?
-- Cicero

Where there is great love, there are always wishes.
-- Willa Cather

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

"The biggest disease today isn't leprosy or tuberculosis, but the feeling of being unwanted."
-- Mother Theresa

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together
-- Herbert Prochnow

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
-- Jerome K. Jerome

Hermits have no peer pressure.

Most people deserve each other.

Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt."
-- Herbert Hoover

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

"I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough."
-- M. C. Escher

Music Teacher's Door: "Out Chopin"

There must be more to life than sitting there wondering if there is more to life.

"In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist."
-- Truman Capote

A popular man arouses the jealousy of the powerful.
-- Frank Herbert (Dune)

Do unto others before they undo you.

"I don't have to choose, nyaah, nyaaah, nah nyaah nyaah."
-- Sandra Hereld

There's a nut loose on your keyboard.

"And the heat goes on... where the hand has been."
-- Byrne/Eno

"People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing.. that’s why we recommend it daily."

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
-- Fletcher Knebel

I love you enough to nauseate several poets.
-- Sheridyn Woodward

"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
-- William Feather

Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery.

"Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success."
-- Christopher Lasch

I don't like to spread gossip, but what else can you do with it?
-- Sandy Hereld

Bureaucracy is the enemy of innovation.
-- Mark Shepherd (former CEO of Texas Instruments)

Maybe life is a grindstone; whether it polishes you or wears you down depends on what you're made of.
-- Kay Fletcher

Love is like a fruit. It may look good, but you shouldn't bite in it until it's ripe.
-- Nick Hertl

The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen.
-- Tommy Smothers

The older I get, the more I think you ever learn is either further subtleties, or further distractions.

It's 3:30 A.M. Do you know where your mail is?

"Whose toes do I have to nibble to get a drink around here?"
-- Rudolph (Death to Smoochy)