14 hits
Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
People must think I'm a mushroom. They constantly keep me in the dark and feed me bullshit.
It wasn't lies. It was just bullshit, that's all.-- Elwood Blues
Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to become comfortable?-- Mia (Pulp Fiction)
Bullshit, in contrast to mere nonsense, is something that implies, but does not contain, adequate meaning or truth.
Brandolini's law: The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than to produce it.
TP's 3rd Law: Any sufficiently advanced philosophical discourse is indistinguishable from bullshit.
-- TitanPoint
In a church bulletin: This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
In a church bulletin: "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
In a church bulletin: The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Serving drinks on aircraft causes turbulence.
Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.-- Bill Bulko
In a church bulletin: Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
In order to become the master the politician poses as the servant.-- Charles De Gaulle