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I've decided, I'm going to feed every little addiction and silently go mad 'cause right now my writing sucks.
-- Zaffel
Eiffel Tower: The Empire State Building after taxes.
Caffeine is not a substitute for sheep.
-- Peter da Silva
"If I have any more caffeine, I'm going to end up running down the hallway naked."
(Someone on Slashdot)
"I don't know what caffeine does for you, but I'm pretty sure without it your head caves in"
-- Dave (News Radio)
We are the people our parents warned us about.
-- Jimmy Buffett
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
-- Jules Feiffer
Can we have a new wall?
(graffiti at foot of graffiti-strewn wall)
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.
-- Thomas Jefferson
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.
-- Eric Hoffer
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
Mad, adj: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
-- Ambrose Bierce ("The Devil's Dictionary")