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"A hard man is good to find."-- Mae West
He who hesitates is a damned fool.-- Mae West
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.-- Mae West
“I speak two languages: Body and English.”-- Mae West
It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.-- Mae West
I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.-- Mae West
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.-- Mae West
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.-- Mae West
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.-- Mae West
"Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else."-- Mae West
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.-- Mae West
A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
The best way to accelerate hardware is at 9.8 m/sec/sec.
Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise.-- Sigmund Freud
The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die of neglect.
Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.-- John Keats
The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.-- Robert Frost
If there is no such thing as justice then the best we can hope for is revenge
Friendship is Love without its wings. (l'Amiti� est l'amour sans ailes.)-- Lord Byron
Law of Cat Inertia:
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
"God help us both."
"We Lylmik will help you as best we can. You will have to coerce God yourself."
Honk if you've slept with Riker.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.-- Mae West.
"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."-- Ernest Hemingway
Law of diminishing IQ:
The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.
"When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 Billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. Know what the Russians used?"
"A pencil?"
"A pencil."-- Leo, Toby and Sam, and Leo (West Wing)
"The west won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact, non-westerners never do."-- Samuel P. Huntington
Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.-- Kipling
I do not like the man: he has all of the virtues I detest and none of the vices I admire.-- Winston Churchill
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
Aftermath, n: The period following algebra.