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"Most men complacently accept 'knowledge' as 'truth.' They are sheep, ruled by fear."
-- Sydney Losstarot (Vagrant Story)

People want stories about things they can relate to: life and death, good and evil.

Inquiry is fatal to certainty.
-- Will Durant

Politics is storytelling. We just pick the one we like best.

"To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising yourself."
-- Will and Ariel Durant

It says a lot about the US when they ban lawn darts but you can still buy semi-automatic weapons in a department store.
-- Brian Manz

When I was your age I...wait, I can't tell that story, it's wildly inappropriate. Which, oddly enough, is my point. Don't you want wildly inappropriate stories that you can't tell your children?
-- Castle

The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything. Oops. No, that's not what I meant to say.
-- Joel Spolsky

Please storyteller, pull a tale from your pocket,
Spin me a story from your coat-tails so bare,
For my heart has turned cold, and my dreams are too old,
And I need to know the magic's still there

-- Heather Alexander (Storyteller)

Real love stories never have endings.
-- Richard Bach

The Creation of the Universe was made possible by a grant from Texas Instruments.
(Credits, "The Creation of the Universe" (A PBS scientific documentary))

A winning formula can be obliterated simply by the change to an ingorant new manager.

Bozone, n: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one.
-- Guy de Maupassant

Those who do not remember history are doomed to sound silly.
-- Carole Ashmore

"Age is a high price to pay for maturity."
-- Tom Stoppard

"You can only fuck your way to the middle."
-- Sharon Stone

In the end, man is not entirely guilty — he did not start history. Nor is he wholly innocent — he continues it.
-- Albert Camus

> Those who will not study history are condemned to repeat it.
And those who do study it, tend to repeat each other.

-- Ketil Malde

"It is better to be quotable than to be honest."
-- Tom Stoppard

"The computer world is like a great big toy store. But all the toys are broken."
-- Steve Witham

They sicken of the calm that know the storm.
-- Dorothy Parker ('Fair Weather,' Sunset Gun, 1928)

They both savoured the strange warm glow of being much more ignorant than ordinary people, who were only ignorant of ordinary things.
-- Terry Pratchett ("Equal Rites")

"For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook."
-- Quentin Crisp

A "practical joker" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality. Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling. But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest.
-- Lazarus Long

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
-- Abba Eban

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.
-- The Anarchist Cookbook

Revolution is a trivial shift in the emphasis of suffering.
-- Tom Stoppard

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
-- Elayne Boosler

Education's purpose is to replace an open mind with a full one.
-- David Nestor

"All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

QUOTE OF THE DAY: `

It wasn't a dark and stormy night. It should have been, but that's the weather for you.
-- Terry Pratchett (Good Omens)

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
-- Will Rogers

"The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender."
-- Emil Ludwig

"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
-- Robert Frost

There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception of the sword.
-- Benjamin Dana