Quotes

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Given that God is infinite, and given that the Universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea cake?
-- Talkie Toaster (Red Dwarf: 'White hole')

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."
-- Bryan White

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
-- E. B. White

Additional: Our biggest enemy is going space crazy through loneliness. The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes.
-- Holly (Red Dwarf II, Queeg)

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
-- E. B. White