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"All the people stared as if we were both quite insane."
-- The Hollies
Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.
-- Molly Ivins
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
Additional: Our biggest enemy is going space crazy through loneliness. The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes.
-- Holly (Red Dwarf II, Queeg)
"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."
-- Cyril Connolly
"That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers."
-- Charles Chincholles
The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
-- Dorothy Parker
Slums may well be breeding grounds of crime, but middle class suburbs are incubators of apathy and delirium.
-- Cyril Connolly ("The Unquiet Grave" 1945)
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.
-- Oscar Levant
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
-- Randy K. Milholland (Something Positive Comic, 2001-10-30)
"Those who realize their folly are not true fools"
-- Chuang Tzu
"Ah," said the president [Reagan] with great lucidity, "It's true we shipped weapons to Iran, but they were defensive weapons."
If the man had a brain, he'd play with it.
-- Molly Ivins
In the end, man is not entirely guilty — he did not start history. Nor is he wholly innocent — he continues it.
-- Albert Camus
Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet.
Fungus is actually alive. Be afraid.
Propaganda - A socially correct goose
"Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night."
-- Andy Warhol
"Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed."
-- R.S. Ingersoll
Aftermath, n: The period following algebra.
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
Life is a sexually transmitted, fatal disease...
Love thine enemies... it really pisses them off.
God must love assholes--she made so many of them.
I'm always making a comeback, but nobody ever tells me where I've been.
-- Billie Holiday
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
"I doubt whether any girl would be satisfied with her lover's mind if she knew the whole of it."
-- Anthony Trollope (1815-1882, British novelist)
Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency.
Books: A controlled hallucinogen known to regularly cause people to imagine things that are not really there.
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
Headline: Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, let the machine get it.
War on common sense - I think we actually won that one...