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'It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future'
-- Rimmer trying to explain timetravel (Red Dwarf, "Future Echoes")
The future ain't what it used to be.
The future exists first in the imagination, then in the will, then in reality.
"What dismays me about technology is this: not the machine itself but the way its architecture echoes outward, imposing a grid of quantification on everything it touches."
(https://www.artpractical.com/column/the-metrics-of-backpacks/)
Things written above an urinal: 'The future is in your hands!'
Given that God is infinite, and given that the Universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea cake?
-- Talkie Toaster (Red Dwarf: 'White hole')
Additional: Our biggest enemy is going space crazy through loneliness. The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes.
-- Holly (Red Dwarf II, Queeg)
May your future be limited only by your dreams.
-- Christa McAuliffe
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
-- Deteriorata (from the National Lampoon Radio Dinner album)
Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant