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Vizzini: Inconceivable.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. (The Princess Bride)
Being called a poetess brings out the terroristress in me.-- Audre Lorde
"Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs."
"Do you kids want to be like the real UN, or do you want to squabble and waste time?"-- Principal Skinner
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Dread Pirate Roberts: "You guessed wrong."
Vizzini: "You only THINK I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses while your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell for one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha -" (Vizzini drops dead.) (Princess Bride)
Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can fuss.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at us.
Inigo: Probably he means no harm.
Fezzik: He's really very short on charm.
Inigo: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that!
Inigo: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead!
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH!! (The Princess Bride)
"Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well."
C++, the language in which only friends can access your private members.
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!-- Ashleigh Brilliant
"Making the simple complicated is easy. Making the complicated simple is brilliant."
The principle difference between a cat and a lie is that the cat has only nine lives.
Few people are successful unless a lot of other people want them to be.-- Charles Brower
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.-- Bill Gates
Bozone, n: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.-- Earl Wilson
Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A: A deep C diva.
All animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.-- Samuel Butler
The Pet Principle:
No matter which side of the door your dog or cat is on, it is the wrong side.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.-- Lily Tomlin
"In all our searching, the only thing we found that makes the emptiness bearable, is each other" (Contact)