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"Life at the top is financially rewarding, spiritually draining, physically exhausting, and short."-- Peter C. Newman
"That's a hell of an ambition, to be mellow. It's like wanting to be senile."-- Randy Newman
"The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums."-- Peter De Vries
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.-- Laurance J. Peter
If you don't know where you are going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.-- Laurence J. Peter
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff.-- Peter de Vries
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.-- Laurence J. Peter
[Perl] isn't a programming language, it's a thousand special case rules flying in close formation.-- Peter da Silva
We have gone from a world of concentrated knowledge and wisdom to one of distributed ignorance. And we know and understand less while being increasingly capable.
-- Peter Cochrane
The loom works perfectly well without the steam powered wig darner and shortbread cutter stapled to the side.-- Peter da Silva
Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.-- Henry Peter Brougham
She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.-- Dr. Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters.)
"In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from."-- Peter Alexander Ustinov
"The main differences between a computer salesman and a used car salesman is that the used car salesman can probably drive and knows when he's lying."-- Peter da Silva
"When solving a kernel panic you must first ask yourself what you were doing that could possibly frighten an operating system."-- Peter van der Linden
> 0C is freezing, 100C is boiling, 70F is a nice day, and 110C is a nice
> sauna.
This is the same logic that took out the Mars Polar Lander, I see.-- Peter da Silva