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"I think we better split up."
"Good idea. We can do more damage that way."

(Ghostbusters)

Rehab is for quitters.

God made us sisters. Prozac made us friends.

She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.
-- Dr. Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters.)

Venkman: I'm a little hazy on this good/bad stuff. What exactly is bad?
Igon: Imagine life as you know it stopping instantaneously and all the molecules in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Venkman: That would be bad.

(Ghostbusters)

"It isn't premarital sex if you don't get married."
-- Michael Juster

Make the most of yourself, because that's all the self you are going to get, buster.

Birth, n: The first and direst of all disasters.
-- Ambrose Bierce

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
-- Woody Allen

Very few profundities can be expressed in less than 80 characters.

Headline: 'Two sisters reunited after eighteen years at checkout counter'

"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers."
-- T. S. Eliot

"We all know god invented liquor to keep the Irish from ruling the world."
(The Ghost and The Darkness)