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Blow your mind - smoke dynamite.
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.
-- K (MiB)
Success can corrupt; usefulness can only exalt.
-- Dimitri Mitropoulos
"Irony is the hygiene of the mind."
-- Elizabeth Bibesco
Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy
Economics exists merely to employ economists.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
Proof by intimidation: 'Trivial'.
"Words sound stupid--look into my eyes."
-- Michael Stipe
A genius is just a crazy person with an audience
-- Tim Minchin
Nurture your mind with great thoughts.

-- Benjamin Disraeli
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams
Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim
"Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."
-- Michael Sinz
Linux is free only if your time has no value.
-- Jamie Zawinski
Mirth prolongeth life and causeth health.
Microsoft: Re-inventing the square wheel.
Libert�, �galit�, anxi�t�
(someone on tumblr)
"The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone."
-- Henrik Ibsen
Absence of proof is not proof of absence.
-- Michael Crichton
War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to become comfortable?
-- Mia (Pulp Fiction)
Headline: Miners Refuse to Work after Death
...people with a moebius strip of a mind...
"It isn't premarital sex if you don't get married."
-- Michael Juster
"The disappearance of a sense of responsibility is the most far-reaching consequence of submission to authority."
-- Stanley Milgram
Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
-- Liz Smith
"One person can trigger a million thoughts."
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
"I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress."
-- Jane Siberry
I don't know much about morality but I know what I shouldn't like.
-- Tim Minchin
Watching these guys trying to be wireheads is like watching old people fuck
-- Mike Belt
"We need a new cosmology. New Gods. New Sacraments. Another drink."
-- Patti Smith
"I'm often silent when I'm screaming inside."
Breakfast is the most important meal of the afternoon.
-- Amelia T. Smith
Knowledge is often mistaken for intelligence. This is like mistaking a cup of milk for a cow.
There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception of the sword.
-- Benjamin Dana
"Laws are made for us; we are not made for the laws.
-- William Milonoff
Seminars, n.: From `semi' and `arse', hence, any half-assed discussion.
"The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places."
-- Hemingway
Life is a sexually transmitted, fatal disease...
Love thine enemies... it really pisses them off.
Talk to your kids about sex. Tell them just how absolutely incredible it really is.
(The Covert Comic)
Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up.
"It is much easier to be critical than to be correct."
-- Benjamin Disraeli
There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy.
-- Henry Miller ("The Colossus of Maroussi", 1941)
"Bother," said the Borg, "We've assimilated Pooh."
I am Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.
"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."
-- Ernest Hemingway
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila."
-- Mitch Radcliffe
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.
-- Dandemis
"The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular."
-- Edward Gibbon
Poetry is a deal of joy and pain and wonder, with a dash of the dictionary.
-- Kahlil Gibran
He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill
Remember, to be forewarned is to be forearmed, and to be forearmed is to be half octopus.
-- Gene Smith
For most mothers, day care is a problem. I'm looking for night care, too.
-- Cathy Crimmins
If I have seen further than other men, it is by stepping on their glasses.
-- Michael Swaine
"'Stay' is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary."
‘You,’ he said, ‘are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain.’
-- Emilie Autumn (The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls)
If it wasn't for the optimist the pessimist would never know how happy he isn't.
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
-- Bradley's Bromide
Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet.
"No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved."
-- Mignon McLaughlin
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
-- David H. Comins
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
'Impossible' tends to be an opinion rather than a fact.
Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you.
-- Kahlil Gibran
If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer.
(Ace Ventura)
Don't seek happiness. Happiness is like an orgasm. If you think about it too much it goes away.
-- Tim Minchin
There are lots of things I'd like to be someday, but "normal" is definitely not one of them.
-- Nelson Minar
"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Become a Librarian."
"Man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road."
-- Alexander Smith
The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train.
Organized Religion is like Organized Crime; it preys on peoples' weakness, generates huge profits for its operators, and is almost impossible to eradicate.
-- Mike Hermann
"Faith" is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see --
But microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency.
-- Emily Dickinson
"When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken."
-- Benjamin Disraeli
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".
-- H. Allen Smith
"Emacs is for people who desperately want to get drunk, but feel guilty doing so without a reason."
-- Miles O'Neal
IRC is not 'more than a toy'. It's LESS than... a belch on a windy day. IRC is a little ant exploring the inside of a microwave oven for all five seconds of its short, happy, exploding life."
-- Kibo
PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil, perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals.
-- Jon Ribbens